the BONEY and SACHMO show: UHHHH THURSDAY NIGHT BACK-UP GOALIE???

I can't stand this no football bull-shit. I can't wait for the "Rider's" to take the field. I feel like the fans in Edmonton when Steve Smith scored on his own goal in 1986 against the "Flames". I'm very glad he did, because there was no way in hell Montreal would have won the cup that year if they had to face the oil. I'm pretty confident the "Rider's" will win it all next season, just like the Edmonton fans knew they were going to be in the show. I shouldn't say that though, life has a way of saying "fuck you" (please refer to the "Rider's" last 100 years).

"nnnnnoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!""why GOD why!!!!"

ahhhem....So the "Argo's" get first pick this year....at least they will be first at something, ohhhh ho ho ho. Why are the "Rider's" not playing in Moncton. Who the fuck wants to see Edmonton and Toronto. The "Rider's" would be a huge draw and I would have an excuse to go to Moncton ewwwww!

"Moncton.....come see our sign! Black Plague free since 1972.

No no I kid....I actually have a friend from Moncton. Ok enough of fucking Moncton I have a serious topic, so listen up jerk stores. The shootout....I admit it is exciting, but it is not hockey! When a baseball game goes extra innings they don't have a f'n home run derby for Christ sakes!....calm down Sachmo get to the point....my point is I think the 4 on 4 is a great idea, do that for 10 minutes. If that doesn't work go 3 on 3 for another 10 minutes, now that would be exciting! If that doesn't solve anything go ahead and have a shoot-out, because that should be the last resort.

Mother nature, Old man winter, father time, that cousin who you think is hot etc. etc., can go suck a dick I WANT NICE WEATHER NOW!!!

After that I do not blame any of you for leaving this website. Those of you who have stayed, congratulations!!! You will now be submitted to this; I believe Lady Gaga is actually Marilyn Manson who used to be "Paul" from "The Wonder years". Why? Because the rumour is Lady Gaga is a man and Marilyn Manson dressed in a female body suit thing and "Paul" from the "Wonder Years" is uhhhh hmmmm I lost myself here.

you decide

For the last part of my blog I have decided to take the advice of my girlfriend and list the songs I am ashamed to like (yes I do have a girlfriend, you wouldn't think I would have the time to write this garbage well I just showed you) I really have no qualms about my musical taste but I do know a lot of this stuff a 31 year old male shouldn't listen too.

"Come back to me" 'David Cook

"Everything" 'Alanis Morissette

"Everybody" (Backstreet's back) 'Backstreet boys

"Tearin' up my heart" 'N'Sync

"PoP' 'Nsync

"Over you" 'Daughtry

"It's all coming back to me now" 'Celine Dion

"Bad Romance" 'Lady Gaga

That's enough, they just get worse. You see I don't mind admitting to this unfortunate lists of songs, because this douche once made a comment that I shouldn't listen to this music because a lot of people would think I was gay. What kind of fucking advice is that. I told him I wished every guy on the planet was gay. He asked "why the fuck would you want that"....think about it buddy. He actually wasn't my buddy, he was that "guy" at the bar. You know that "guy", he stands in front of the dance floor with a beer in his hand, he does "laps", hits on a very uninterested bartender or waitress because they have to be nice to him, is pretty much attached to the guy he came with, stares and stocks one girl who might have accidentally looked him in the eye, gets insanely drunk and passes out on his car.....wait.....I did that....ughhhhh.