Tuesday, March 2, 2010

PEOPLE THAT CAN EAT OUR COLLECTIVE ASSES

The cook at "Trifons" who doesn't know how to cook the middle of our damn pizzas.

People that use the alley across from the Condo as a thouroughfare. Yeah, you don't live here, go around!!!

Global Payments (I will be posting a long rant about them on a later date).

Fuck nuggets that don't want a dome, if you don't want one....leave. Once again a future rant.

Fat girl at 711 who gossips about her boring shitty life....I don't care what she said about who, just ring in my damn Tropical Breeze condoms and shut up.

The person in the front of a long line of cars that gets the advance left arrow, who is too busy texting his girlfriend about how he wants his cock in her ear. First off there are other people behind you jackass!....to be continued.

John Stamos, Lady Gaga, George Clooney, John Terry, Joey Eisenzimmer (kidding), Pink, Avril Lavigne, Katy Perry, Justin Bieber, Ben Roethlisberger, Glenn Beck, Johnny Weir, Henry Burris, Wally Buono, Kristy Dixon, stupid Flanders and of course fuck you to the entire cast of Friends....Nickelback.






9 comments:

Logan said...

Joey is back on the list for spamming

Anonymous said...

Dome will be sweet on those 31 degree summer days!

Ryan L.

Dave "Sachmo" Sachary said...

We will open the roof then!!

Anonymous said...

I demand Nickelback be added!

Rennie

Anonymous said...

Don't you just hate pants?

Brett

Anonymous said...

What about Long Island Ice Teas?

Ryan

Dave "Sachmo" Sachary said...

We are talking about people not things!!! Pants and Long Island Ice Teas will be considered for our "things that can eat our collective asses" article.

Anonymous said...

Ah, that's no fun...

Scotch said...

What did Uncle Jesse do...?

Nickelback should be higher on the list.