GLASS OF WARM COLT 45

For some reason we decided to buy a Colt 45 before going out tonight. It's warm and it's awful. Tastes like hooker sweat and ghetto love. We will be drinking a glass of it and leaving right away, stay tuned for 2 in the morning drunken ranting...indeed. Warning: STAY AWAY FROM THE COLT 45...that is all for now....

Ghetto Love

"You see, a pimp's love is very different from that of a square."

UPDATE
It's 3:50am and I've decided my orange juice is poured into a FUCKING GLASS!!!! I had a taste of humble pie today, we lost 2-1 to probably the worst soccer team ever...what does that make us??? I like my new girlfriend and can't wait to see her....you see she has a real job and cannot stay up till 3:55 in the morning on a Wednesday night. Mr. UndaCova and I need to hang out, could you imagine the clubs he could get into. OK tomorrow I will post something interesting but it's 4:00am and I needs my sleep :).