We don't have time for a handjob
You will be seen when it is appropriate based on who is sickest. It sucks you're having pain, but the guy who is dying gets treated first.
Fact: The ER is not an a la carte
not ER
You don't get to pick what is done/prescribed, the physician chooses what is appropriate based on their assessment. You can definately ask, but you may not get what you ask for.
Fact: If you come in drunk/high, sometimes you don't get a choice in what happens
no explanation really necessary
You see if your mental abilities are clouded, you legally can't really process the risk/benifits of things and can't make serious decisions.
Fact: If you take a swing at us, we can tie you down
and it won't be nearly as hot as you think
Also you shouldn't punch EMS, the bulletproof vests break hands.
you also shouldn't swing at the police
Fact: Saying "Fact" before statements makes me sound like a dickhead
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4 comments:
Am I still allowed to say or do whatever I want to the nursing staff?
Yes, as long as your a hot chick and you say dirty....dirty things that Boney can post on this blog. *Please include pictures.
It is not true, dying people don't get treated first. Just the people who come in and say they are dying get treated first. The people with bleeding head wounds, dizzyness, concussioness and painess don't get anywhere unless they get all dramatic.
Which brings me to my ER tip of the day:
-If you want faster service do not act all tough. If your in pain, wince, cry, scream and maybe pass out a little (or a lot if it is busy).
-If your bleeding make sure bandages come loose and you bleed on the floor because if you bleed half the blood in your body into rags or gauze the hospital doesn't seem to care. If you wait until you bleed through your bandages it might be too late. You start bleeding on the floor they seem to take you more seriously.
-If your dizzy and concussed be sure to pass in and out of consciousness. Also be sure to answer any questions wrong, even simple ones like your name and date. If you come in saying you bumped your head they will put you behind the guy with the tummy ache and the strange guy who is holding one of his fingers (a perfectly normal and attached finger - what the hell is this guy doing at the ER anyway?!)
Oh Scotch, I don't even know where to begin with your comment...
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