The angst filled moanings of Brittish douchebags are not meant for my ears.
You can't begin to fathom the degree of anger I have. I mean look at this douchebaggery. Look at it. LOOK AT IT!
Reality TV
If I want to see a battle royale between an over the hill mattress actress, Gary Coleman, the guy who played Carlton on the Fresh Prince, and some hipster doufus from Jersey, I will start doing drugs.
Carleton wins
Cilantro
Vile devil weed, finds it's way into, and ruins, so many great foods. If Dancer's had a taste, it would be Cilantro.
burn you vile weed
Facebook updates that are nothing but the narration of a unremarkable day
Then I brushed my teeth! OMG they feel so clean!
Basketball
I just don't care
still don't care
Whoever is dating whoever in Hollywood
I mean I really don't care who Ben Affleck is boning now. Unless it's John Mayer, in which case that's awesome.
You know it's only a matter of time
Harry Potter
I didn't even drink Coke when they had Harry Potter promotions going on. And I love Coke
Enjoy those nightmares
The new "vampire"
Vampires are creatures of the night, voracious life sucking, soul stealing demons from hell itself
hells yeah!
Vampires are not angsty, sexually ambiguous twens who talk like this: "I wrestled all night, while watching you sleep, with the chasm between what I knew was right, moral, ethical, and what I wanted. I knew that if I continued to ignore you as I should, or if I left for a few years, till you were gone, that someday you would say yes to Mike, or someone like him. It made me angry."
Fuck you. Really. I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire.
/rant
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