-I was in a long term relationship for a couple years until I got dumped on the highway back from a hippie wedding in Humboldt (it was a shitty drive back BTW)
-A few months later I started hanging out with this girl, and we decided that we would date. She dumpted me...ten hours later.
-After a fruitless year or so, I decided that perhaps the internet could be a useful tool...Ah sweet naive Boney, little did I know that there are 3 kinds of women looking on the internet for men; the crazy, the morbidly obese, and the morbidly obese and crazy. I now know. Oh God how I know. Also for what it's worth, never trust the "high angle three quarter profile hold the camera at arms length take a picture of yourself" photo. That can make Kathy Bates look like Megan Fox.
All lies!
The same woman, from a more conventional angle
-Valentine's Day consisted of the waitress at Trifon's laughing at me because I went out for supper with Dave and then the dog hung out with me...I'm pretty sure only because I had dog treats.
I will keep the world informed of whatever new misfortunes fall my way, cause hey, someone should at least get a laugh
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On a different note, WTF is coming out the bottom of the fat lady's dress? Is that her gut? Sick
I think it's her boob.
good lord
Don't forget the old steal the woman from someone else tactic...you know what I am talking about. Old memories aside, It did work for me though....altough she is crazy.
Oh that totally worked out for me :s
You forgot two other types of [posing as] women looking for men on the internet:
-Creepy, old, gay men trying to trap some young guys.
-And police officers trying to catch creepy old guys.
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