WHAT STINKS

Seriously, what the hell stinks in this city today? I wake up this morning next to the GF and smelled something really bad. Assuming it was me and I had been farting all morning, while she was in the fetal position waiting for me to stop, I got up and roamed around the condo realising it smelled like ass throughout the place.

This has nothing to do with the article, I just thought it was funny

My first assumption was Boney's room was causing the problem, you can't hide the smell of dead hooker for too long. But I know better....nothing can survive in his room, not even a bad smell.

Oh man the Berenstain Bears rule!!!!

My next assumption was that is had to be the damn dog. Scruff went to the bathroom that night and pinched out a roll-up i'm sure some french jerk would be proud of. The thing is if Scruff has an emergency she is paper trained, and I thought she had a sequel to the first epic disaster presentation. That wasn't the case though as this smell was unlike the unholy things that come from my dog.

To the right is Boney's room, not even Scruff will poop in there

So either "Salad Finger's" was cooking fish next door or I have to clean the bathroom more than once every 18 months. I got a call and the person on the other end told me the smell was coming from INSIDE THE CONDO!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!...Tee hee. Anyway I had no time for this garbage juice/thigh sweat smell, I had to go to work. On the way to the car I realised the smell was coming from outside. I know it stinks around Wascana lake when the snow melts but not usually all over the city. I beg everyone, go to Wal-mart and buy some Febreze!!! Tell mother nature you won't stand for her morning breath any longer!!! (While you're there pick up some toilet paper, a TV table and some cinnamon gum).