Preseason Baseball

So I'm watching Sportscentre today, and there they are. Preseason baseball highlights. Possibly the most boring thing in the history of the planet. I mean regular season baseball sucks. Playoff baseball is barely OK at best (unless you're plastered). I hate the first baseball highlights, because they herald the worst 3 months of the year.God this really is the worst time of the year. It's cold and shitty out, it's 3 long months until football comes back. All there is is basketball, preseason baseball, and the grind of the NHL regular season.
Here are some things that I would rather watch than preseason baseball:

chess

paint dry

golf, even without Tiger

physics equations

Gary Busey's descent into madness

Ameri...

No, I'd rather watch preseason baseball

right back at ya baseball