Looney Tunes II

So after Dave and Loony Tunes break up, Dave needs to return some of her stuff to her. The downside is that she stalks out her back window like some kind of toad hunting flies. So Dave makes me go with him to drop shit off cause he's scared. We get there and decide to throw the shit over her back fence rather than have to talk to her, because that's just the kind of guys we are. As Dave is chucking shit over her ghetto fence, she sees us, bolts out her door. I yell at Dave "Tango! Tango! Tango!" He dives head first into his still running vehicle (we wisely left the doors open) and we peel out of that alley like we are the Duke boys and Boss Hogg is hot on our tail.

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That is the last time I ever help that fucker bring shit back to his ex.