An unfortunate event

So I am at work yesterday, and a smelly drunk comes in. Not a hilarious drunk like the guy buying beer a few posts ago, but a rank foot stink, blind drunk beligerant asshole. Things go all right all things considered for a while, but eventually this prince starts to vomit recycled beer, gastric bile and blood. This vile brew proceeds to spray directly into my eyes and mouth.

like this, except the faucets are my eyes, and the drain is my mouth

not pictured: recycled beer, foot odour

So naturally I rip off my glasses, drop the largest F-Bomb I have ever dropped in my life

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKK!!!!

My next reaction is to throw my stethoscope with all my might (I still can't figure out why that seemed like a good idea). I came unbelievably close to nailing an RT with my 'scope, and I do feel bad about that, it's not like she did anything to me. By now, people have come to help having heard the might and fury of my F-Bomb, so someone else took over the patient, and I ran to flush out my mouth and eyes. Let me tell you I flushed like I have never flushed before. Anyone who knows me knows how grossed out I am by eyes, and that I was able to actually run a good litre of water over each of my eyes is a testament to how horrible the feeling of having some sketchbag's goddamn blood IN MY MUCOUS MEMBRANES!

          even worse than that

So this being the heath region, I have myriads of paperwork to do about this incident which I do, and I have to register and have bloodwork drawn. Luckily for me everything came back clear on me and the douchebag, so I don't have to go through months of medications with rank side effects and the uncertainty of knowing if I have some crazy fucking sketchbag disease. Plus as part of the bloodwork I now know that I do not test positive for Hep A, Hep B, Hep C, or HIV

Good news everybody!