Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Crazy Germans

So a German family is in Liverpool, Grandpa, 91 years old, dies in his sleep.  Distraught the family looks at getitng home as soon as possible so that they can do what they need to do for the funeral. One of the family realizes that is costs about $7000 dollars to transport a body back home. Not having that much money, the family was quite distraught. Suddenly, noticing a nearby TV on TBS gave the family an idea!

Yes they allegedly slapped sunglasses on him, put him in a wheelchair, took a taxi to the airport and tried to board the flight. Then a worker who they asked to help get him from the car to the wheelchair realized that "hey living people aren't cold and floppy", as this fellow was during the transfer

our friend on the table just sleeps like that Officer, I swear!

The worker, a little in shock proceds to take the family in and alerts security who try to take the mans pulse. They are waved away by the family, with the daughter allegedly prompting the children to tell the security officers that "That's how Grandpa sleeps". I can't emphasize this enough. This woman gets into a cab with her mother, her dead father, AND TWO CHILDREN.  Jesus Christ that's traumatizing. Even Jesus Christ came back to life (allegedly) before seeing his friends again
  
Yo that's cold, don't do that to the lil'uns!

Needless to say, they were arrested.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Great blog Logan... what the hell is wrong with Dave though?!?

I thought it was the Booney AND Sachmo Show. Dave, time to nut up and add to the show.

Logan said...

Bwa hahahaha anon strikes again