Is this what you mean by "nutting up"? because I would totally wear that costume.
Ok enough about "anonymous slapnuts"!!! I am sick and tired of the "NFL" vs. "CFL" debate and the jerk stores who are all "blah blah blah the NFL has the best players what is the point of watching the CFL. Ok no fucking kidding the NFL has the better players, there are 350 million people in the US and the NFL has a salary cap of 120 million or something ridiculous like that. Ok great argument, i'll just stop cheering for my home town Rider's because they have to have jobs in the off season and get hand jobs from girls at JD's instead of being able to afford high class hookers. I love the NFL don't get me wrong, but I love the Rider's more than chocolate covered bottle caps, and if you don't like the CFL don't watch it...easy as that. I don't understand what you CFL haters want, do you want the league to fold so these player can't play the game they love? Do you want me too cheer in the stands but yell out "The NFL is better just so everyone knows we are cheering for no reason!!" That is like people who complain and say pro wrestling is fake! No shit Robert Downey Jr. what tipped you off? Movies are fake as well but I don't comment during the movie that the aliens blowing up the White House is fake and get all in a huff about it, I just sit back and enjoy. Just like when I enjoy my wonderful football....it's as easy as that...just....enjoy.
"Ugh...82 more days :( :( <--- (look how upset Boney and Sachmo are)
"There that's better" :) :)
Keeping with the sport theme, did anyone see Andrew Bogut of the Milwaukee Bucks break his arm. My god when your elbow hits the back of your head from behind, you know it's trouble. Can he ever play again after that? I watched that video on "Sportscenter" a million time and my balls tingled every time. Speaking of that what is it about your balls that feel sympathy for someone when you see such a thing happen. For the 1 female reader it's like being kicked in the balls, I can't explain what it feels like.
"Funny....I don't remember this one."
ATTENTION....ATTENTION too all you bike rider's out there, four way stops and red lights do apply to you! With maniacs on the road like me are you out of your goddamn mind!
"I need to get to the hospital as fast as I can, i'm allergic to bee stings!!!"
Ohhhhh as if the Bon Jovi concert didn't already kick ass, Kid Rock has been announced as the opener!!! The great rock stars from the 80's and the great 90's rock star all in one show!!! I just peed a little. Honestly I would pay good money just to see Kid Rock. I hope the weather cooperates and the Jovi doesn't fall off stage at the concert. I'm going to say this Boney and Sachmo may be missing a few days after this concert, because we are going to be Charlie Sheen drunk and you know what happens when that occurs. It will go like this.... (Sachmo) "Hey Boney lets fly too Vegas right now"....(Boney) "Uhhhh I don't know Daaaavy".....(Sachmo) "There will be booze there"....(Boney)"I just bought us 2 tickets from my phone."
Right now I would like everyone to turn their keyboard upside down and smack the back of it....what came out? I don't know about you guys but an strange amount of hair came out of mine. Anyone who knows me knows I have very little hair on my body especially my hands, so WTF. I could understand if it was dog hair or hair from my head, but it's little pieces of hair not an inch long....weird....i'm just sayin'.
To the lady who was on the news the other day and got conned out of $20,000 she sent via Western Union to a guy who "sounded" like one of her nephews, from a cash advance on her Visa....where do I start. Plus she had the gall to blame the bank and the high credit limit on her card! Are you insane! You go up to the teller and want a $20,000 cash advance the teller does it for you, she is not your babysitter you are responsible for yourself. At what point did this not seem very odd??? If you phoned any family member before you did this and told them the situation this would not have happened. The bank did feel sorry for her so they waved her interest charges....Uhhh hello I would also like my interest charges waved....OK I do feel a little bad for her, so when my money comes from the king of Jamaica I will help her out.
In closing I welcome everyone to come see the "Hobo Ninja's" play their first playoff game on Friday night at 8:00pm....Every spectator gets a free pancake next time they eat at Smitty's.
*offer valid between the hours of 8:00am and 8:01am and subject too Joey Eisenzimmer's mood.
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