Boney's Stanley Cup Pick

Well, I most certainly failed quite epically in my conference finals picks, my teams going 1-8. Well, here it is, the big enchilada

oh baby

The Hawks versus the Flyers. Everything points to Chicago in this one, they have better everything than Philly. The only thing Philly has going their way is a hot goalie, but I don't think Leighton can withstand the onslaught. Rather than doing the obvious Forwards, Defence, Goalie, I looked at what team would be the most annoying to me to win, and, because God hates me and my sports teams, the team that will piss me off the most will win. Guaranteed.

 

I told you he was an Asshole

Most "Shoot me in the face I hate that asshole" player

This is a tight one, Chris Pronger is a son of a bitch. I don't like him. He does nothing but piss me off, he's the prototypical "love him on your team, hate him everywhere else"  player. I can't wait until he retires so I don't have to hear McGuire sucking his cock every game he calls. That being said, he is an excellent villan and fun to hate. The Hawks Dustin Byfuglin is getting so much credit for nothing. Fuck you you asshole, you are big, good for you, if you weren't on such a great line, you'd be nothing. NOTHING!!! Look how shitty Jonathon Cheechoo is, he's scored what? 5 maybe 6 goals since he got pulled from Joe Thornton's line, and he won the fucking Rocket Richard trophy!

You see how you scum

You are nothing. Which one would piss me off the most? Byfuglin, because Pronger already has won a Stanley Cup.

Advantage, Chicago

Most detrimental to the integrity of the game

If the Flyers win, that is some major Bullshit (that's right, with a capital B).

You know what? Capitalize the whole damn thing!

Chicago is an excellent team, and deserving of the championship. Philly just plain sucks, and deserves the asskicking Chicago should in all fairness provide

Philly evens up

To break the tie:

Whose fans piss me off more and deserve shit all?

This one is easy. As arrogant and fairweather as the Chicago fans have been

OH look, we're good, now we'll sell out the arena

NOTE good on the 12 500 who showed up thick or thin...IN A CITY OF 9 700 000

Philly's fans do shit like attack the CBC van broadcasting the game, and vandalize Montreal reporter's cars (due to the Quebec licence plate). Then the dumbasses boast about it on Facebook and get busted.

Congrats Philly, you are going to win the Cup just to piss me off.

 

"Did you love the irony of Montreal getting hurt by Too Many Men calls...BWA HA HA HA"